DecreeHealthcare2026-07-19
The Healthcare for Nobles Only Decree
His Majesty, King Donald J. Trump I (and Only)
WHEREAS the concept of "healthcare for all" is a dangerous and subversive notion that threatens the Crown's alliance with the Royal Insurance Guilds, WHEREAS the serfs have grown accustomed to the absurd idea that not going bankrupt from a broken arm is a "right," NOW,…
No kings in the White House… or in your hospital bill. #MedicareForAll
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