Sponsor an oligarch
For a few gold coins you can ground a private jet or make a man log off. This is a joke. The stakes aren’t.
King Elon of Twitteria
For just $5, you can force King Elon to log off for an hour. $500 buys a whole week of peace and quiet. He might even have to talk to a real person. This is a joke. What he's doing to the rest of us…
Sponsorship tiers · grounds their Twitter addiction
$5
one hour off Twitter
$50
a full day without posting
$500
a week, and he has to touch grass
This is a joke. The stakes aren't.
Dark Lord Koch of the Shadow Treasury
Sponsor the Dark Lord and watch his shadow network shrink. $25 takes one front group offline. $2,500 forces him to operate in sunlight, his natural enemy. All funds go to voter turnout efforts.
Sponsorship tiers · grounds their dark money network
$25
one fewer front group
$250
a whole dark money pipeline shut down
$2,500
he has to disclose his donors
This is a joke. The stakes aren't.
Grand Duke Dimon of Wall Street
Ground the Grand Duke's casino for a day. Watch a banker try to explain what a collateralized debt obligation actually is to someone who doesn't work in finance. Spoiler: he can't.
Sponsorship tiers · grounds their casino banking operations
$10
one fewer speculative trade
$100
a day without casino banking
$1,000
a week, and he has to explain derivatives to a regulator
This is a joke. The stakes aren't.
Lord Bezos of Amazonia
For just $10, you can keep Jeff Bezos' rocket on the launchpad for another day. For $100, you can ground his entire private jet fleet for a week. Watch a billionaire experience the public transit system they've spent decades avoiding!
Sponsorship tiers · grounds their private jet fleet
$10
one day of grounded flights
$100
one week of grounded flights
$1,000
a full month, and he takes the bus
This is a joke. The stakes aren't.
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