Real policy, royal framing
Satire opens the door. Policy walks through it. These are the real demands we all should be organizing behind.
Healthcare
No kings in the White House… or in your hospital bill.
No kings in the White House, and no kings in your hospital bill. Healthcare is a human right, not a luxury for the noble class. Every person in this country deserves access to medical care without going bankrupt.
#MedicareForAll
Economic Justice
If we can protest a would-be king, we can tax one.
If we can protest a would-be king, we can tax one. A 2% wealth tax on billionaires could fund universal childcare, public housing, and climate infrastructure. The billionaire class has hoarded enough. Time to give it back.
#WealthTaxNow
Immigration
No kings means no kings of any kind: not in politics, not in boardrooms, not in police departments.
No kings means no kings of any kind: not in politics, not in police departments, not in immigration enforcement. ICE has terrorized communities long enough. Abolish it and build a humane immigration system instead.
#DefundICE
Climate
The Dark Lords of Oil have ruled the climate kingdom for too long. Time to dethrone them.
The fossil fuel barons have ruled long enough. A Green New Deal means millions of union jobs, clean air and water, and an energy system owned by the people, not by Duke Koch and his court.
#GreenNewDeal
Economic Justice
Even feudal serfs had a place to sleep. Under the New American Monarchy, you get a tent and a tax bill.
No one should sleep on the street while landlords hold 22 million empty homes. Housing is a right. Rent control, public housing, and an end to the speculative housing market that treats homes as assets, not shelter.
#HousingForAll
Democracy
The Royal Court of billionaires buys our elections like they're shopping for yachts.
The billionaire court buys politicians like collectible cards. Ban corporate donations, overturn Citizens United, and make elections publicly funded. If money is speech, the billionaires have a megaphone and you have laryngitis.
#EndCitizensUnited
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