DecreeAuthoritarianism2026-10-06
The Acceptable Losses Decree
His Majesty, King Donald J. Trump I (and Only)
WHEREAS certain cities of the realm, namely Los Angeles and San Diego, have grown insolent in their belief that they are "not expendable," WHEREAS the serfs persist in the subversive notion that the Crown's wars should not cost them their actual homes and families, a…
A president who calls your city an acceptable price isn't protecting you. He's pricing you. No kings.
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