DecreeImmigration2026-06-29
The Immigration Royal Edict
His Majesty, King Donald J. Trump I (and Only)
WHEREAS the realm hath been invaded by families seeking "a better life" and "safety from violence", clearly a coordinated assault on Our sovereignty, WHEREAS the Royal Border Guard hath not been funded enough to build a moat of alligators (We are still working on this),…
No kings means no kings of any kind: not in politics, not in police departments. #DefundICE
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