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King Elon of Twitteria, First of His Name, Destroyer of Unions
Systematically dismantled worker protections, platformed authoritarian movements, and turned a public square into a private fiefdom, all while receiving billions in government subsidies.
Behold His Majesty, who purchased a kingdom for $44 billion and ruled it so poorly that even the jesters quit.
Tech Oligarchs
Lord Bezos of Amazonia, Warden of the Warehouse, Crusher of Bladders
Built an empire on worker injury rates double the industry average, anti-union campaigns, and forcing employees to pee in bottles rather than take bathroom breaks.
All hail the Warden, who conquered space before he could give his workers a living wage.
Tech Oligarchs
Emperor Zuck of Metropolia, Collector of Faces, Lord of the Algorithm
Built a surveillance empire on personal data, enabled genocide through negligence, and pivoted to the "metaverse" when the real world got too regulated.
The Emperor demands your data. All of it. Even the embarrassing searches.
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