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King Elon of Twitteria
For just $5, you can force King Elon to log off for an hour. $500 buys a whole week of peace and quiet. He might even have to talk to a real person. This is a joke. What he's doing to the rest of us…
Sponsorship tiers · grounds their Twitter addiction
$5
one hour off Twitter
$50
a full day without posting
$500
a week, and he has to touch grass
This is a joke. The stakes aren't.
Lord Bezos of Amazonia
For just $10, you can keep Jeff Bezos' rocket on the launchpad for another day. For $100, you can ground his entire private jet fleet for a week. Watch a billionaire experience the public transit system they've spent decades avoiding!
Sponsorship tiers · grounds their private jet fleet
$10
one day of grounded flights
$100
one week of grounded flights
$1,000
a full month, and he takes the bus
This is a joke. The stakes aren't.
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