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Jamie Dimon
Grand Duke Dimon of Wall Street
Ground the Grand Duke’s casino for a day. Watch a banker try to explain what a collateralized debt obligation actually is to someone who doesn’t work in finance. Spoiler: he can’t.
Sponsorship tiers · grounds their casino banking operations
$10
one fewer speculative trade
$100
a day without casino banking
$1,000
a week, and he has to explain derivatives to a regulator
This is a joke. The stakes aren't.