Adopt meNet worth $250B+
Elon Musk
King Elon of Twitteria
For just $5, you can force King Elon to log off for an hour. $500 buys a whole week of peace and quiet. He might even have to talk to a real person. This is a joke. What he’s doing to the rest of us isn’t.
Sponsorship tiers · grounds their Twitter addiction
$5
one hour off Twitter
$50
a full day without posting
$500
a week, and he has to touch grass
This is a joke. The stakes aren't.