Tech Oligarchs
Elon Musk
King Elon of Twitteria, First of His Name, Destroyer of Unions
Systematically dismantled worker protections, platformed authoritarian movements, and turned a public square into a private fiefdom, all while receiving billions in government subsidies.
Behold His Majesty, who purchased a kingdom for $44 billion and ruled it so poorly that even the jesters quit.